2 Mommies and a Baby
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Thursday, July 13, 2006
morning love/sickness
This is an actual conversation that occurred in our house this morning.
L: “I feel like crap.”
H: “You really need to eat something right when you wake up to cut down the acid in your tummy.”
L: “Really? Is that what it is?”
H: “I’ve been telling you that for weeks. You have to eat something.”
L: “Like What?”
H: “…ummmm…”
L (cutting me off): “If you say ‘a f---ing cracker,’ I will shove it up you’re a--!”
I know she meant it completely lovingly.
BTW - I was going to say "an apple."
L: “I feel like crap.”
H: “You really need to eat something right when you wake up to cut down the acid in your tummy.”
L: “Really? Is that what it is?”
H: “I’ve been telling you that for weeks. You have to eat something.”
L: “Like What?”
H: “…ummmm…”
L (cutting me off): “If you say ‘a f---ing cracker,’ I will shove it up you’re a--!”
I know she meant it completely lovingly.
BTW - I was going to say "an apple."
6 Comments:
LMAO. That is too cute!
I have the opposite problem, I feel hungry hungry hungry most of the time. And not that I want to eat but my stomach feels so empty and it's annoying.
Holly, I just played Chubby's game. I guessed based on the actual weight and size of my other lesbian mom friends who just had a baby (Charlotte, I met her this weekend she is cuuuuuute).
xxoxoxo,
Bevin
Also, I think you guys should get a Sammie puppy. For practice.
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That's funny!!!!!
bev...i grew up with Sammies. if i didn't live in a condo in the ghetto and didn't work 12-14 hours away from home, i would consider it.
someday...someday...
that is hilarious :)
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